• advanced worm

    The Advanced Worm with Melting Eyes found himself on slimy water. Surrounded by less advanced worms, he reached out, hoping he could be understood. But the lesser invertebrates remained quiet, studying him with ineptitude. 
    On top of his brain, two small uneven beings, unhelpful and absentminded, inspect the swamp that lays ahead of them.

  • Grant Us Eyes!

    The Sasquatch With No Face and pestilent feet spent many years carrying an onion to cover his nasty smell. It took him many years to understand the onion was acting the same way. Proud and vulnerable, he considered getting rid of her and facing his own corruption, but he managed to convince himself he was doing her a favor by keeping her. Oh, how honorable he was! How virtuous and eminent!